Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Flying Spaghetti Monster


Max,Ivan,Steph,Alex and I was having dinner at my unit yesterday.We were discussing about ideas and way to earn money,politics,general knowledge..bla bla bla.. Well we discussed a lot...for like 3 hours.

And Max popped out something to use which makes us laughed so hard.

He told us, there is a religion in this world called FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. This concept is being started by Bobby Henderson in year 2005 when he sent an open letter to the Kansas School Board as a satrical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. Which in a simple way, proving himself that anyone can start a religion. In the FSM website, they stated that there is over 35k believers now, which they call themselve "PASTAFARIAN". Their GOD is a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WITH MEATBALLS HANGING AROUND AND HE CREATED THE EARTH WHEN HE WAS "DRUNK" WITH HIS NOODLE APPENDAGES. Their official costume is pirates costume..

Here I quote the original letter from Bobby to the Board :


I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

Sincerely Yours,

Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures."

This is so damm cool man...hahaha....more pictures on the Holy FSM.

And they even have their own "bible"!

And after their prayer, they say "RAmen" which is a kind of noodles too!

Some of their beliefs. Quoted from Wikipedia.org

Henderson proposed many of the beliefs in reaction to common arguments by proponents of intelligent design.[24]

The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are set forth by Henderson in the Open Letter,[4] the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and on Henderson's web site,[25] where he is described as a prophet.

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the entire universe "after drinking heavily."[14] The Monster's intoxication was supposedly the cause for a flawed earth. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith — a form of the Omphalos hypothesis. When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."[4]

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.[26] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.[27]

Henderson uses parallel concepts from religious texts when describing the FSM, poking fun at those who literally interpret the Bible. The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon instead of the formal Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen", contained in certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on. It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam); and Ramen, a type of noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

Well, I hope this helps to make your day for it made mine =)

Interested to be a Pastafarian?

More info @ Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster.

P/S: This is just a sharing of some interesting stuff that I came across, no offence for any of religions of beliefs.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

A while ago,actually should be weeks ago,

junyi suddenly sent me this song.

He said this song really suits me and forced me to accept it.




"day dreaming"


Just wana share with you guys.

我还在寻找 一个依靠和一个拥抱
谁替我祈祷 替我烦恼 为我生气为我闹
幸福开始有预兆 缘分让我们慢慢紧靠
我俩变得有话聊 有变化了

小酒窝常见到 是你最美的记号
我每天睡不着 想念你的微笑
你不知道 你对我多么重要
小酒窝常见到 迷人的无可救药
我放慢了步调 感觉像是盒资料
一辈子暖暖的好 我永远爱你到老

幸福开始有预兆 缘分让我们慢慢紧靠
我俩变得有话聊 有变化了

小酒窝常见到 是你最美的记号
我每天睡不着 想念你的微笑
你不知道 你对我多么重要
小酒窝常见到 迷人的无可救药
我放慢了步调 感觉像是盒资料
一辈子暖暖的好 我永远爱你到老
WO~小酒窝常见到 迷人的无可救药
我放慢了步调 感觉像是盒资料
一辈子暖暖的好 我永远爱你到老

Thanks daddy for passing the dimple genes to me..

now someone is singing about it!hahaha...




Always do this kind of takoyaki pose with my chubby cheeks.

Now you can tell how chubby I am.

The Stressful Days

I Made A MISTAKE Yesterday AT WORK!
I took the wrong order for the wrong customer...
I thought he was the other customer...
I don't have the customer's phone number so I couldn't apologize to him =(

And the other customer whom his order is being mistaken,have to wait for the order to be ready again when he came to pick it up..
I told him "I am so sorry I made a mistake and mistook your order and gave it to somebody else.Now you gotta wait again,I am so sorry!"
and guess what he said?
"If you don't make mistake you are perfect"
This kind hearted old man..Still need to console me.
Felt extremely bad,to the customer,to the boss,and myself.
How could I have made this mistake?
I blame myself.
I think I am not concentrating enough on work.
Have been thinking about exams?
I should concentrate more at work nextime!
And I didn't study after I came home from work.

But well this morning I woke up around 7+, stomachache =(
Wondered around my room..and decided to go to the library to do some study.
Went there around 10.45am and left at 4.45pm.
6 hours of studying!hahahaha...its so not jo!
I managed to finish Stats,but sad to say,I don't really get the stuffs =(
Did a bit of physio,physio has too much stuff to study,
Managed to finish only a single lecture in 1 hour+ period.
I think I should study more.In the library.

Felt so stressed after studying.As usual.
I hope I can remember the stuff that I revised when I step into the exam hall next week.

Cheers Jo!

And yeah,

too much of chocs and chips.and stress probably.
I tend to eat non-stop when I am stress and when I study.

The Process to Zitty Skin.

Was suppose to have "seemed-to-be flawless" skin

The slacky moments, camwhored halfway studying.
Thats the natural me, dowdy looking all the time in my room,hah.
The zits under the skin must have undergone some really huge war at that moment.

Oh ya,finally they won and broke through my skin.
The really AWFUL skin condition =(
2 painful ones..
Please ignore my super retarded expression.
Revealed the dowdy and retardedness of me.
No one's gonna marry me now.

( I do change my bedsheet frequently =P )
6 days till finals.

Friday, October 24, 2008

I slept really early yesterday, around 11pm. But hell, I have got nightmares!
A few nightmares, and one of them is really scary. I dreamt about me being inside a lift where there is a man that tried to be-faint me and my friend by making us smell a perfume.(and I remember the package looks like Calvin Klein Euphoria!LOL I think my dream is too detail.) He stopped the lift and while I was half fainting, I tried to press the alarm button but he noticed and BASHED me. I woke up, startled.
Could not sleep again, and the first thing that came into my mind is:
I don't want to go back to Malaysia.

I realised my safety conscious has lowered since I came here.Back home,when I flipped through the newspapers, crime crime crime and crime are all over.But here, I rarely heard there is much crime. Or maybe its me that don't read much newspaper. At least the crime rate is not as high as Malaysia. Then all kind of stupid thoughts came into mind, like imagining what will happen if I fainted, maybe I got raped?murdered?chopped into pieces?
Shiver.Dare not imagine any further. But I seriously remember the feeling of fear during that dream.

I think I am too stressed. I always get nightmares when I am stressed.
I remember back in my Form 5 days, I have nightmares everynight till I got so used to it.
Now the nightmares came back, AGAIN.
LOL. Not a good reward I guess. (joking lah, I don't want to simply get married OK)

I really wanted to hang out with S babe again before she goes back to Taiping!But I have exams!AWWW...OK..If I finish revising all my Statistics and half of my Physiology by Sunday I will hang out with you. Pray that I am concentrate and hardworking enough to do that. Sounds sooo not gonna happen..hah.

OK sambitch has been nagging at me..She said I didn't post pics,SO I am gonna post pics now..I treat you so good babe!You gotta treat me when I go back..Thank you! =P

Its Yuko's Birthday Celebration last week at Fairy Meadow Beach =)

My handmade bday card for yuko babe..
I know, it looks so birthday-card-ish right.

The hot babes, including RYO. He can be real slutty at times =P

love the sunshine & the chick

Cute-Innocent-shy-ish smile HAHAHAHA
*felt sick myself to say this*

Revealing the enormous thigh

Again the E******* thigh..
Any slimming tips for me?

Excited JO and the forced to smile Kai?

Kor took this "artistic" pic of me that again shows off my E-thigh

Failed to jump at the same pace.
Succeeded at springing to the highest.
There are always two sides to look at things right?

Fuyoh.My suuuppppeeerr duper HOT babe!
Tempted to drink the beer?

Heart this pic.. =)
Eh you think too much lah!
Its just because my E-thigh became slimy thigh at this angle ok.
I think I shall take pics with the same angle nextime.
Gotta find someone or a pole to hide half of my thigh..HAHA

Yuko the birthday babe.
I lighted the sparkles!

Our back to childhood smiles and laughter <3>

I love my ear rings!
Its a big daisy.
S babe has one pair too!
And my messy but natural hair. <3>

She has been such a great friend.
She is still a great friend.

Wishing upon the sparkles?
Look at my pendant!!
Its a suitcase!
haha..showing off my accessories again

(means i like you)
so Japanese way of confessing,hands gotta be straight in front and the shoulders shall retract into the backbone like a turtle.ha!

They are my family here <3>

I really like all these pictures, they are all so natural and happy-ish.
Just like I like everyone in the photos.They are natural and happy-ish as well =)

YA,I know I used a lot of "ish" today.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

YES!i finally figured out the paper chase question after staring at it for hours for 2 days!!
I drew the structure right!!but i duno whats the matter with me i typed the name into the quiz wrongly...=.=" OK WELL,so i tried the 2nd attempt and i got a even worse question for paper chase!

and i finally figured out what to do!!!
you wont know how it feels!!!it feels like I wana wear a "i love chem" t shirt and run around the world!GOSH,finally this time i typed it correctly and i got full marks for that quiz...yeppie!

I am thinking if they are gonna give me this kind of questions in the exam, how the hell do i have time to stare for 2 days?!I better make sure I do lotsa practise before I go..

AND i went to STAT252 lecture this morning.this is so unusual of me cause i have been skipping lectures since week 2!haha..(at least better than Nina, she never been to lecture before and she doesnt even know how the lecturer looks like!)
Its in Hope Theatre (around 400 people capacity) but the people who turns up is less than 30!
Pathetic lecturer.
See, its not just me OK?
probably because the hard-to-understand accent of the lecturer,
she pronounces smallest as "small-li-est" and data as "die-ta"...

Thank god i am a Malaysian whom adapts so quickly to accents,
This is where Malaysian tends to have that advantage.

I am gonna stop typing here,
the iMac keyboard in uni sucks.
well, the mouse sucks too..
i gotta press so hard to type its like poking the keyboard so hard till there will be a hole..

I love Chem.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I am freaking out!!
I could not deal with the organic chem assignments..
I am so so so bad at those nomencleture and the reactions..
What do I get when I add sodium cyanide in acetone with 2-bromo-2-methylbutane?(OK well i managed to get this 1, I guess?)
What steps are they to convert 3-chloro-3-methylpentane from 2-chloro-3-methylpentane??
Especially the paper chase questions!!I have been spending about 1hour++ and I still couldnt do it!!
Somebody out there must be like "Chiz,its too easy!"

Its always like that,things always get blurry when it gets to the end of session..
argh!I dont want to get bad results for chem!I am studying Med Chem!!
How the hell am I going to study more Chems if I cant even do the basic ones??!!!
I wish I could dream of how to solve the questions later..

Oh please...........................
Finals are coming soon!And i still have stats,physio and bio to study for..
and all those assignments that are freaking me out!
I think I am too lazy...
I seriously missed Mr Yau at Sophia,
he teaches Chem so nicely that I can understand..
Or maybe its just my problem that I am not paying enough attention and do sufficient self study now?
I miss high school days..
Its like teacher just repeat repeat and repeat all the stuff..
and its so clear that you know where to find the answers in the book...

Now that I am flipping through the Chem text book and Organic Chem text book,
I stared blankly into the pages...
Lines and lines of complicated explanation and I was like "Where is the thing I wana know?"

But NO WAY that I am giving up to this...
I m gotta find out all the solutions and understand why it does!!
or else how am I gonna step into the examination hall?

Wish me Luck.

11 Days till finals.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Sambitch!I am finally doing this!ater you tagged me for like months...hahaha....
Ok well I have been tagged by others as well,so I will just take it as I did all already..


People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves..

RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
- I will dump him or dissect him,so be grateful if i dump you!haha..

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
- All my dreams would come true?haha...like having endless dreams?LOL,too greedy...

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
- hmm...tall people's butt...because I would feel satisfied having my leg swinging that high up.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
- I will save it in the bank and spend the interests!

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
- NO?Its hard to get your heart beats faster again when its passed that stage.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
- being loved?but what if that someone is the one you dont love?Aiks, I think its better to have someone that you love,love you too..

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
- Until I don't love him anymore.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
- Fall for another guy..hahaha

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
- There must be...but couldnt remember in a sudden...anyway when i said i am happy then i am really happy..

10. What takes you down the fastest?
- Being betrayed.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
- By the time I will be 29,probably engaged with my prince charming,having a successful career and knowing how to enjoy my life.

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
- Everyone that I love..

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
- she is a biatch..hahaha...a lovely,talkative,know lotsa brandeds biatch..haha..yes you sambitch~
- shin: stupid,cute,caring,kind,quite lazy at times,gossip partner,sleeps too much...
-xinyi : nice friend,doesnt mind sacrify for friends,very easy to get along with...

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
- single and rich!

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
- trying to sleep again...hahah...

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
- YES...but only to the one that is worth it..

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
- The one that makes my heart pumps faster?or maybe the one that treats me better..HMM...or maybe give up both..haha

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
- Well,I do forget easily but when I remember I will feel angry again...haha..stupid..Scorpios are always revengeful!beware!..it still depends on what thing that is..

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
- Prefer being single rather than having a bad relationship!

20.List 5 people to tag
(well i dont wana tag anyone,cause many people has been doing this..haha..you can volunteer if you want)

Sunday, October 19, 2008


Hello everybody,If you do see a "rice" advertisement below the archive on the left side,please click it and do the questions,because for every questions that you get it right,United Nations will donate 20 grains of rice to World of Hunger.I just realised it.Its another way of helping people by sitting in front of your pc~!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Australia International Motorshow 2008

Yeppies...Me n S babe went to the Motorshow in Sydney yesterday..
I have never been to a motorshow before,haha..
After finishing class,we took the train to Sydney~
chit chatted on the train..hee~

Its really hard to describe what we saw there,
see it yourselves~!!

First we went to Market City to shop..haha

Saw this shirt,so funky!

Departed to Motorshow in Sydney Convention Centre - Darling Harbour

Sexy back..haha...
the writing means "Hurray President Mao!"

Toyota hybrid

Honda Civic Type R

Honda City Hybrid..super cool..

Love Lexus~

The Waiting for bf pose after shopping..

Lexus Hybrid

Porsche Avalanche GT-800 Evo R

Looks like batman's car to me..haha


Nissan Hybrid

Finally the beautiful fairlady~

Hugging it...haha

N V me!!!hahahahaha

Here comes the Nissan GT-R

Shin and I finally got so restless after walking for 2 hours in the motorshow..
and we decided to leave...with ice cream~~
Actually there are more nice cars photos to post..
In fact there is too many!!But I am lazy so I just posted a few..

We went shopping at Harbourside Mall,which is a mall I like,
not because it sells lotsa stuff,its just because it closes at 9!
U won't know how important is a mall that closes at 9!!!
when all others closes at 5!!!!!
so we still can grab some time shopping after the show..

We shopped till 8pm and departed to have dinner..
At 1st we were planning to eat something nice and "high class" in Darling Harbour,
where it's "High Class" because of the price,
and S babe suddenly suggested that we shall go to the Mamak stall...
OMG its M-A-M-A-K yes!!!
Its the Mamak stall in Sydney!!!!
we went there and the queue was super long !!
waited for like 35 minutes outside the shop before finally got a place to sit..
And we ordered some nice Malaysian food...
after finishing we shopped again at Chinatown..
Its Friday night so there was some stalls and market!
yuhooo....Its a good choice to go shopping at Friday night~

Waiting waiting n waiting in the queue


teh tarik, teah ais, maggie goreng and nasi lemak!

Came home after that on the 11pm train and reached here around 1am..
Shin stayed over and we looked at our photos and we realised that we both gained too much weight!!!!
Gotta keep fit babe!!!!!!!
Its a happy day out with s babe~~
I m gonna miss her when she leaves!!!

the results of our enthisiasm in shopping