Sunday, October 24, 2010

我和狗的故事

話說我昨天又跟艾倫哥哥游泳去了。(雖然還是覺得很害羞 ><")
可是昨天是下雨天,我們下樓時才發現忘了帶雨傘,
手長腳長的他就毛遂自薦說他上樓拿好了,
所以叻我就在樓下電梯門口等他。

等著等著,突然!有一隻大便色的大狗(真的是泥土黃加黑色斑點)從電梯隔壁的家走了出來,默默地走向我。我心想到底要繼續裝勇站在這,還是躲起來,遲疑了半秒,我還是決定躲到電梯另一邊的走廊裡。

(關上門對狗做鬼臉)這段是假的。

結艾倫哥哥下來從電梯們口出來時嚇了一跳,我心想說平時英勇的他這下也被大便色的狗嚇到了吧!結果他看到我之後說了一句:



“嚇死我了!我還以為你怎麼變成一隻狗了!從電梯出來你不見了,只剩一隻狗在那?”


天啊,我們家艾帥也太可愛了吧!

竟然覺得我會變成大便色的狗!我很挑OK,要變也不會變大便色的。

題目應該改成,我,他和大便色狗的故事。


Friday, October 22, 2010

untitled

Yea normally that's the title for every first draft I made. But then I ended up with 327362746 untitled. So I learned to be more organised.

BTW life has been really lifeless recently. I am just running my old schedule, Monday to Thursdays classes and labs, work on Friday, then sleep in on Saturday and Sunday. Then it repeats again. Oh but I had an exception last Sunday, me and Al went swimming! It has been like 6 years since I last swam? or maybe longer than that. Thank god I could still fit in that almost decaying swimsuit.

I was SO DAMM STRESSED before the swimming session. And Al couldn't understand why. He was like: What? swimming only mah! But seriously, I think swimming is the most embarassing thing ever you could do with your bf.

Reasons:

1. You have to fit into the swimsuit perfectly. (not like I haven't worn bikini before, but I dunno why swimsuit is just so.... ARGH)

2. You have to WAX. And guys, I assure you waxing yourself (especially bikini line) is something so horrible that it is going to haunt you for the rest of your life when you walk pass the shelves that sell waxing strips in the supermarket.

3. You have to WEAR A SWIMMING CAP. I felt like a bloody bold woman, exposing my big piece of face.

4. Then you have to put on goggles. WTF? with the swimsuit + swimming cap, now you add that horrible looking goggles that make you look like a frog?

5. OK let's say you are not that outlook-oriented. How the heck am I supposed to try to swim gracefully in the water? Especially when I only know the froggy style which requires me to open my legs wide? (OMG faint)

With all the points above, I would look like a frog in a black skin, waddling in the water. Just thinking of that just made me more stressed.

But I made it. I turned into a frog right in front of the face of my bf. And lucky I found the skills-oriented bf, who thinks I swam pretty well for a girl. Phew, at least I am still human.

So girls, please think twice before going to swim with male friends. It is definitely not the same with going to the beach, where you can just wear bikini and pretend to sunbathe, or just jumping up and down in the water and scream. Swimming is a serious sport. LOL.

Alrights, I am bored of my writing as well. I really wanted to upload some piccies but since my life was so dead I hardly took any pics at all. Could only find a few from my twitter.

In love with hair bun, found some easy way to do it!

And that was just me, same spot, same pose, same hairstyle. Note I do change my bed sheet and do my laundry ;) 

Going to sleep now. work tommoz.

ciao.
J

Saturday, October 16, 2010

分享一下

之前看到了這篇‘人生哲學’,想說跟大家分享一下 :)


時間,就像乳溝一樣,擠一擠就有了!

機會,就像老二一樣,緊握就會變大!

生活就像是被強姦,反抗不了就學著享受!

唸書就像嫖妓,出錢又出力!

工作就像輪姦,如果你不行,就換另一個人來做!

社會就像手淫,全部的事情都要靠自己的雙手去解決!

發薪水就像是月經,一個月不來那麼一次總覺得不能安心!

兄弟就像保險套,插多大的洞都幫你罩著!

承諾,就像一句幹你娘,人人都會說,卻沒人做得到!

Monday, October 4, 2010

A stay home recess

First of all, this is a picture of me acting Avatar.
But I like Smurf better.

So I have spent 8 days sitting at home.
Most of the time watching dramas and cooking.

I don't know why I was so stressed before recess due to the endless tests and wanted to party so much, but guess the Canberra trip just sucked up all my energy, leaving me to just sit at home for the whole week to rest. And I actually enjoyed my housewife life a lot, looking up recipe and cook is so much fun! Wish I have that much time after uni starts, which is tommorow. But that's not gonna happen. 1 more month till finals! Gotta work hard since my mid session results are shitty. D:

Gonna spam this post with lotsa random pictures, especially my cooking :)

Cooked tau yiu bak the other day :D
 Ingredients for our Japanese dinner night.

 Our Jap dinner, yakisoba, onigiri, sushi and miso soup!


 Then we had mexican dinner night.

 Taco!

 Painted my toes too.

 Finally back to chinese. Ingredients for steamed chicken and mushroom rice.

Final product!

Uni is starting tommorow. :(  x100.
I really enjoyed myself staying at home doing nothing, cleaning up my room, cooking, watching dramas, chit chat with friends... But life still has to go on.. Hopefully I get really dedicated this time and study hard!


Before I end this post,

I shall present you,

Avatar's Classic



I SEE YOU.

xoxo
Javatar.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Hate tomatoes?

YES I hate tomatoes! Especially raw tomatoes! I think they had a really awkward smell and taste, I even hated ketchup before I came to Australia, after all, the chili sauce in Malaysia is superb! But since tomato is a really good vege that has a lot of vitamin C and as one of the most powerful antioxidants, I had several trials eating raw tomato and I almost puked. (I still try to eat those in the sandwiches) Since that I always show my disgusted face whenever I see people eating tomatoes.

Until...... I found this recipe that gives tomatoes a second chance!

Taa daa!
This is my tomato dessert!

This thing is really easy to make! What you need?
Lemon, tomatoes, honey, water!

1. Make some honey water in the container (make it a lil tad sweeter)
2. Boiled the tomatoes in hot water so that the skin gets soft and then drain and peeled the skin off. Cut them into pieces.
3. Brush the lemon skin, peel the skin (can add some of this skin into the container to give more lemon fragrance), and slice the lemon into thin slices.
4. Just add everything in and keep it in the fridge for at least 2 hours!

And now, the tomato has a lil bit of lemon and honey taste which is not that yucky anymore! Plus, you can drink the honey drink , and eat the sweetened lemon as well! A perfect and healthy dessert for summer  : D

Try it!

Loves,
J