Flying Spaghetti Monster

HELL THIS IS SUPER INTERESTING

Max,Ivan,Steph,Alex and I was having dinner at my unit yesterday.We were discussing about ideas and way to earn money,politics,general knowledge..bla bla bla.. Well we discussed a lot...for like 3 hours.

And Max popped out something to use which makes us laughed so hard.

He told us, there is a religion in this world called FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. This concept is being started by Bobby Henderson in year 2005 when he sent an open letter to the Kansas School Board as a satrical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. Which in a simple way, proving himself that anyone can start a religion. In the FSM website, they stated that there is over 35k believers now, which they call themselve "PASTAFARIAN". Their GOD is a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WITH MEATBALLS HANGING AROUND AND HE CREATED THE EARTH WHEN HE WAS "DRUNK" WITH HIS NOODLE APPENDAGES. Their official costume is pirates costume..

Here I quote the original letter from Bobby to the Board :

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Open Letter To Kansas School Board

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

Sincerely Yours,

Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures."

This is so damm cool man...hahaha....more pictures on the Holy FSM.

And they even have their own "bible"!

And after their prayer, they say "RAmen" which is a kind of noodles too!

Some of their beliefs. Quoted from Wikipedia.org

Henderson proposed many of the beliefs in reaction to common arguments by proponents of intelligent design.^[24]

The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are set forth by Henderson in the Open Letter,^[4] the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and on Henderson's web site,^[25] where he is described as a prophet.

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the entire universe "after drinking heavily."^[14] The Monster's intoxication was supposedly the cause for a flawed earth. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith — a form of the Omphalos hypothesis. When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."^[4]

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.^[26] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.^[27]

Henderson uses parallel concepts from religious texts when describing the FSM, poking fun at those who literally interpret the Bible. The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon instead of the formal Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen", contained in certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on. It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam); and Ramen, a type of noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

Well, I hope this helps to make your day for it made mine =)

Interested to be a Pastafarian?

More info @ Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster.

P/S: This is just a sharing of some interesting stuff that I came across, no offence for any of religions of beliefs.