DEDICATED TO MISS SAMANTHA NG

Ladies and gentlemen!!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE GREATEST AWARD CEREMONY ON EARTH
THE "REAL GOOD" AWARD CEREMONY...

Today we have all our precious candidates sitting on the front row,

1st 1, Miss Calibom (miss calibom waves)
2nd, Mr KAM (Mr kam : uh? uh?my turn?call me?)
3rd, Miss Burizalibungablablablanenur.........gonisambulaxi (Miss Buriza..... fell asleep not answering,waiting too long for her name to be fully pronounced by the emcee)
4th, Mr Dong Dong Chiang (GONG!!!!!handsomely banging himself onto the wall)
AND HERE COMES THE 5th

MISS SAMANTHA NG...

NOW LETS THE CEREMONY BEGINS

1st, please be silent

2nd, please off your mobile, or you have to set the ring tone to the latest hittest song
and also our theme today..
LOVE ME SEXY by Jackie Moon
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3jwjS3Ee_SM
(Jo personally loves this song so much..to the extent!!!check it out!!!LOLS)

3rd, the ceremony today is 18sx and 17above
basically you can only be here if you r below 18 and above 17..
(which means ????)

4th, .... (the emcee falls asleep)

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"BABY ARE YOU READY TO LOVE ME SEXY!!!"
Thanks to Miss Calibom's handphone ringing!!!

emcee awake...

SO NOW........
THE AWARD GOES TO

(before that can we listen Love Me Sexy once again?)




APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sammy : Aiyah dont care lah, have to go up and give my speech...

All audience snoring,sleeping while the speech still continues
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"BABY ARE YOU READY TO LOVE ME SEXY!!!"
suddenly awake!

-THE END-

Credits
Names being inspired by friends...

STARRING MISS SAMANTHA NG

emcee talking again..
"EH UNCLE,BRING YOUR KUA CHI SHELLS WITH YOU ALSO
WE NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR CLEANER LA"

"and that one that 1 over there, wake up liao lah..ur saliva is flooding our place"

saw miss Burizalibungablablablanenurgo........nisambulaxi still sleeping
emcee : "miss Burizalibungablabla.(she actually woke up)..blanenurgonisambulaxi....."
but too bad the name is too long so she went back to sleep

cheers!!

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