我和狗的故事

話說我昨天又跟艾倫哥哥游泳去了。（雖然還是覺得很害羞 ><"）
可是昨天是下雨天，我們下樓時才發現忘了帶雨傘，
手長腳長的他就毛遂自薦說他上樓拿好了，
所以叻我就在樓下電梯門口等他。

等著等著，突然！有一隻大便色的大狗（真的是泥土黃加黑色斑點）從電梯隔壁的家走了出來，默默地走向我。我心想到底要繼續裝勇站在這，還是躲起來，遲疑了半秒，我還是決定躲到電梯另一邊的走廊裡。

（關上門對狗做鬼臉）這段是假的。

結艾倫哥哥下來從電梯們口出來時嚇了一跳，我心想說平時英勇的他這下也被大便色的狗嚇到了吧！結果他看到我之後說了一句：



“嚇死我了！我還以為你怎麼變成一隻狗了！從電梯出來你不見了，只剩一隻狗在那？”


天啊，我們家艾帥也太可愛了吧！

竟然覺得我會變成大便色的狗！我很挑OK，要變也不會變大便色的。

題目應該改成，我，他和大便色狗的故事。

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Yea normally that's the title for every first draft I made. But then I ended up with 327362746 untitled. So I learned to be more organised.

BTW life has been really lifeless recently. I am just running my old schedule, Monday to Thursdays classes and labs, work on Friday, then sleep in on Saturday and Sunday. Then it repeats again. Oh but I had an exception last Sunday, me and Al went swimming! It has been like 6 years since I last swam? or maybe longer than that. Thank god I could still fit in that almost decaying swimsuit.

I was SO DAMM STRESSED before the swimming session. And Al couldn't understand why. He was like: What? swimming only mah! But seriously, I think swimming is the most embarassing thing ever you could do with your bf.

Reasons:

1. You have to fit into the swimsuit perfectly. (not like I haven't worn bikini before, but I dunno why swimsuit is just so.... ARGH)

2. You have to WAX. And guys, I assure you waxing yourself (especially bikini line) is something so horrible that it is going to haunt you for the rest of your life when you walk pass the shelves that sell waxing strips in the supermarket.

3. You have to WEAR A SWIMMING CAP. I felt like a bloody bold woman, exposing my big piece of face.

4. Then you have to put on goggles. WTF? with the swimsuit + swimming cap, now you add that horrible looking goggles that make you look like a frog?

5. OK let's say you are not that outlook-oriented. How the heck am I supposed to try to swim gracefully in the water? Especially when I only know the froggy style which requires me to open my legs wide? (OMG faint)

With all the points above, I would look like a frog in a black skin, waddling in the water. Just thinking of that just made me more stressed.

But I made it. I turned into a frog right in front of the face of my bf. And lucky I found the skills-oriented bf, who thinks I swam pretty well for a girl. Phew, at least I am still human.

So girls, please think twice before going to swim with male friends. It is definitely not the same with going to the beach, where you can just wear bikini and pretend to sunbathe, or just jumping up and down in the water and scream. Swimming is a serious sport. LOL.

Alrights, I am bored of my writing as well. I really wanted to upload some piccies but since my life was so dead I hardly took any pics at all. Could only find a few from my twitter.

In love with hair bun, found some easy way to do it!

And that was just me, same spot, same pose, same hairstyle. Note I do change my bed sheet and do my laundry ;) 

Going to sleep now. work tommoz.

ciao.

J

分享一下

之前看到了這篇‘人生哲學’，想說跟大家分享一下 :)


時間，就像乳溝一樣，擠一擠就有了！

機會，就像老二一樣，緊握就會變大！

生活就像是被強姦，反抗不了就學著享受！

唸書就像嫖妓，出錢又出力！

工作就像輪姦，如果你不行，就換另一個人來做！

社會就像手淫，全部的事情都要靠自己的雙手去解決！

發薪水就像是月經，一個月不來那麼一次總覺得不能安心！

兄弟就像保險套，插多大的洞都幫你罩著！

承諾，就像一句幹你娘，人人都會說，卻沒人做得到！

A stay home recess

First of all, this is a picture of me acting Avatar.

But I like Smurf better.

So I have spent 8 days sitting at home.

Most of the time watching dramas and cooking.

I don't know why I was so stressed before recess due to the endless tests and wanted to party so much, but guess the Canberra trip just sucked up all my energy, leaving me to just sit at home for the whole week to rest. And I actually enjoyed my housewife life a lot, looking up recipe and cook is so much fun! Wish I have that much time after uni starts, which is tommorow. But that's not gonna happen. 1 more month till finals! Gotta work hard since my mid session results are shitty. D:

Gonna spam this post with lotsa random pictures, especially my cooking :)

Cooked tau yiu bak the other day :D

 Ingredients for our Japanese dinner night.

 Our Jap dinner, yakisoba, onigiri, sushi and miso soup!

 Then we had mexican dinner night.

 Taco!

 Painted my toes too.

 Finally back to chinese. Ingredients for steamed chicken and mushroom rice.

Final product!

Uni is starting tommorow. :(  x100.

I really enjoyed myself staying at home doing nothing, cleaning up my room, cooking, watching dramas, chit chat with friends... But life still has to go on.. Hopefully I get really dedicated this time and study hard!

Before I end this post,

I shall present you,

Avatar's Classic

I SEE YOU.

xoxo

Javatar.

Hate tomatoes?

YES I hate tomatoes! Especially raw tomatoes! I think they had a really awkward smell and taste, I even hated ketchup before I came to Australia, after all, the chili sauce in Malaysia is superb! But since tomato is a really good vege that has a lot of vitamin C and as one of the most powerful antioxidants, I had several trials eating raw tomato and I almost puked. (I still try to eat those in the sandwiches) Since that I always show my disgusted face whenever I see people eating tomatoes.

Until...... I found this recipe that gives tomatoes a second chance!

Taa daa!

This is my tomato dessert!

This thing is really easy to make! What you need?

Lemon, tomatoes, honey, water!

1. Make some honey water in the container (make it a lil tad sweeter)

2. Boiled the tomatoes in hot water so that the skin gets soft and then drain and peeled the skin off. Cut them into pieces.

3. Brush the lemon skin, peel the skin (can add some of this skin into the container to give more lemon fragrance), and slice the lemon into thin slices.

4. Just add everything in and keep it in the fridge for at least 2 hours!

And now, the tomato has a lil bit of lemon and honey taste which is not that yucky anymore! Plus, you can drink the honey drink , and eat the sweetened lemon as well! A perfect and healthy dessert for summer  : D

Try it!

Loves,

J

✿ Canberra Floriade 2010 ✿

Finally, the long anticipated recess week has arrived! To celebrate our first day of the recess week, our family went to Canberra to visit Floriade, which is the annual tulips exhibition!! It has been my wish to visit there since I came to aussie and after 4 years finally I get to realised my dream!

We initially booked a 8 seater Kia and who knows it turns out to be a 12 seater van. The back seat was bumpy as if we are riding a horse. Luckily there are only 7 of us to manage to squeeze to the front.

It was a 3 hour drive to Canberra from Wollongong. We have nothing better to do so we just camwhored, tried to remember some old TVB theme songs, and just being noisy in the van.

 Us in the car van.

Camwhore during toilet breaks as well :D

Stopped by at this look out point which I don't remember the name. I think it started with W.

Finally arrived at Floriade!

I like purple tulips.

Yellow is classic.

Babes of the day!

I think I looked at him more than the flowers *blush*

I forced them to make this pose, so cute. Haha!

We are meant for each other. lol. even we stayed together, we still talk endlessly, creating noise pollution in the van.

<3 white tulips too!!

Credits to Miss photographer that took sucha nice pic even after an accident (being banged by an old lady with her little car).

It is nice to visit such a lovely place, but it is precious to be able to visit it with your loved ones.

Serenity.

That's me trying to imitate a pose that I did when I were young (at lake garden).

They even have colourful umbrellas hanging in the air!

My dream house has to have a lot of flowers, and me and my husband would spend a lovely sunday gardening *dreaming*.

Jump shot is a must!

Visited the parliament house.

Went to KOKOBLACK after dinner to enjoy my favourite chocolate!

The hot chocolate and baby iced chocolate. Seriously thats the best hot choc I have ever tried. Must try if you have the chance!

It was a wonderful day trip! Had so much fun and the colourful flowers made my mood bright!

Spring is coming soon : D

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我的20個「其實...」:D

其實..  我真的有160公分，不要懷疑我！

其實..  我每天都會發很多夢，好夢噩夢很普通的夢，有時候很日常的夢到我會分不清記憶裡的是夢境還是現實生活。

其實..  我很不甘寂寞，我不喜歡一個人。

其實..  我的酒量真的沒有很好，只是我的臉喝很多也不會紅，而且我的肝指數很高，膽固醇也很高。

其實..  我真的很愛唱歌，無時無刻都愛唱，有時候我也覺得自己很吵。

其實..  我不容易在別人面前落淚，我的外表很堅強，我內心的軟弱只有鄭穎欣和郭一零看得到。

其實..  我除了郭一零之外，很討厭別人摸我的頭，尤其是會把頭髮撮亂的那一種，我會恨不得把那個人的頭髮拔光。

其實..  我把朋友放得很重，可是很多時候並沒有相等的待遇，很多時候只是我自己太掏心掏肺。

其實..  我真的很懶惰。我媽會很同意。我小學時常不做功課，中學更加不用做，好啦大學勉強一定要做。只是我考試時都是臨時抱佛腳，我真的很想改掉，但是我卻怎樣也改不掉。

其實..  我最近愛上了煮菜，可以看到吃的人幸福我也很幸福。 

其實..  我好想當個小女人。

其實..  我不喜歡等，我不喜歡遲到，不喜歡臨時才跟你說我不能。

其實..  我不喜歡西方國家，我好想念馬來西亞，就算很熱很潮濕，可是那裡是家。還有很好吃的食物。

其實..  我持續在發胖。我想要減肥，講了很多年始終沒有實現。只要有美食在前就會忘記這個念頭。

其實..  我很想念在德國浪跡天涯的時候，吳子予一直在我旁邊一起肉慾的時候。

其實..  我發現我突然間沒有了以前的抱負，我只想要平平凡凡的過日子，我想要有一份可以賺很多錢我又很喜歡的工作，嫁一個很愛我的老公，生幾個很可愛的bb，然後可以跟我老公白頭偕老。我並不想要拿諾貝爾獎，也不相當很傑出的女強人。我只是想要幸福一輩子。

其實..  我希望可以陪在爸媽婆婆身邊，雖然我就是愛頂嘴。我想要可以快點賺錢給家用。

其實..  我可以不顧一切的愛，當我死心了，我也可以頭也不回的走掉。可是我不容許背叛。

其實..  我是從鄉下來的小孩，我們那裡有湖，有山，有瀑布。我從來沒有住過公寓，所以我很想以後有機會去大城市工作。

其實..  我手毛腳毛都很長。爸爸說，漂亮的女生手毛都很長。他是我爸爸，他不會騙我。

其實..  我很害怕昆蟲和會飛的動物，原因是我曾經被蜜蜂飛進校服裡，麻雀大便在我的人中上，還有哥哥養的魚死在我的校鞋裡。

最後其實… 我希望我會一直很B型下去，樂觀沒煩惱！